cremebuns:

i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like a penis seems so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in the way all the time????

woodmeat:

dickgripper:

when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or

my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed

 - a dramatic reading
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pussylipgloss:

knowledgeequalsblackpower:

throh:

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like this if u cry evertim

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Gets me every time. 

pizzaforpresident is literal shit with his stiff shapeless face 

darthmoonmoon:

kaguramutsuki:

please watch this this video made me into who i am today

It is 1:30 and I am hollering laughing.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

zizino:

JESUS

zizino:

JESUS

weloveblackgirls:

jamaicanamazon:

Lmao

White people

weloveblackgirls:

jamaicanamazon:

Lmao

White people

adrians:

thought I’d try this out

takohai:

glitteringknight:

"Your highness" is gender neutral.

So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

That’ll work.

alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”

blowmeonelastkiss:

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perchu:

konvictmuzik:

17yr:

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drake stoppin the game to see if the ladies in the crowd are being treated well

what about that guy in the back tryna dunk without a ball

dont stunt his game

cashcutie:

when you n ur babe standing on rocks

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